morgan i typed in "happy birthday kathryn" (because katy just brought up katy perry) and the first result is an old dude in a thong singing happy birthday in welsh I NEED BRAIN BLEACH
WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WE GOTTA FIND A VID FOR EM…
I SHOULD NOT HAVE WATCHED THIS AT WORK HOLY SHNIKIES
I ACTUALLY CANNOT BREATHE
I Present To You: The Birthday Youtube Game
On someone’s birthday, search “happy birthday [their name]” on youtube.
Send them the first unique video that comes up.
No way I can compete with that but I can try